Bigfoot in studio (Wack Packer)

Bigfoot stopped by to promote some Halloween party he was hosting at a bar in NYC and reported that he’d both lost weight and landed himself a girlfriend: “She likes my big cock it is. It makes her cum a lot.” Bigfoot added she nearly out-sized him: “She’s about 6’4″ too. Real attractive. She’s about as skinny as a fence-pole.” Bigfoot continued bragging about his sexual prowess: “When I go into her I go down and deep it is.”

Howard had his suspicions about Bigfoot’s giant girlfriend: “She’s definitely a female right?” Bigfoot claimed to have seen evidence: “I checked this one out. She definitely has a pussy.” Bigfoot then complained about being harassed by his neighbors in Vermont “because I’m so big and popular on the Howard Stern Show it is.”

Bigfoot told the crew he had two court courses pending – one for spitting on someone who was “trying to rip my door handle off” and another for giving a cigarette to a 14-year-old: “I sell cigarettes all the time up there it is.” Howard asked if Bigfoot thought he was competent to stand trial, and Bigfoot snapped: “I don’t think so.” While discussing the cigarette case, Bigfoot began ranting: “I’m not an ‘alester.’ I don’t ‘alest’ every girl I see it is. I just let ’em offer what they want…I’d rather jerk off…I’m about the honestest person alive it is.” He also brought one of his friends from Vermont with him and introduced the crew to Jannon, who is a 24 year old mother of two. Howard asked Jannon if she was ever worried about Bigfoot ‘alesting’ her, but Jannon just laughed an

Wack Pack Update: Bigfoot

Bigfoot made a splash in 2006 when he was added to the list of the famed Wack Packers. The Wack Packers have been noticeably absent from the Stern show lately, but here is an update on the controversial and troubled Bigfoot:

“He just got his caddy back on the road after making payments for over a year to get the transmission rebuilt. That shows some sort of focus, to his credit. His transmission went after he got the car stuck and smoked the tires trying to get out of the ditch.

One disturbing event recently took place. He made a porno movie of sorts with the woman Melodie that you may remember from “Weekend with BigFoot”. That footage is very, very disturbing on many levels and I wish I had never seen it. I had him turn it off at one point, but the damage was done.He wants to submit the tape to the Stern Show and I told him that he will get ridiculed beyond imagination. One note of interest about the tape. There is a woman screaming in the background like she is being tortured. BigFoot said that he didn’t hear the screams at the time and swears no one else was in the room at the time. I swear that girl sounded like something big was being shoved in her backside. We are left to our imaginations to wonder just WTF was going on next door. So that’s what BigFoot is up to.”