Howard Stern advertiser Ashley Madison offers Tiger Woods 5Mil

TMZ has obtained a contract sent to Tiger by the people over at AshleyMadison — a website for people who want to secretly cheat on their spouses — offering him $5 million to provide services in connection with the “advertisement, endorsement, sale and promotion” of the website.

The site’s honchos never call Tiger out for cheating … they just think Tiger and his self-proclaimed “personal sins” are a perfect match for their cheeky agenda.

Howard Stern was doing the live reads for Ashley Madison on the Stern show, but then they gave the duties to Artie Lange, since Howard got married.

Howard Stern Endorses Artie Lange For Mayor Of Hoboken

Yesterday during a Howard 100 News segment, Howard Stern announced his official endorsement of Artie Lange for Mayor of Hoboken.

I support Artie Lange for Mayor, said the King of All Media, Howard Stern.

This is an enormous boost for the campaign, said Campaign Manager Bob Abouey, We are encouraged by Howard’s enthusiasm for the campaign.

As for the candidate himself, Artie Lange has yet to decide whether or not he will run for Mayor. We realize that Artie is a little skeptical about the campaign and is probably wondering why he would want to serve as Mayor, said Abouey, In truth, this campaign isn’t about Artie Lange, it’s about the future of Hoboken. If Artie decides that he does not want to be an official candidate, then we will have no choice but to move forward with the write-in election without him.

The Campaign to Elect Artie Lange Mayor of Hoboken is a grassroots effort to write-in Artie Lange as Mayor of Hoboken in November.