Jason Ellis and George Takei

Howard came back and said he’s really not a big Nirvana fan. He said he was more of a fan when they were sort of happening. He said he thinks that he’s a Nirvana fan but he turns them off when they come on the radio. He said it’s not because the guy killed himself either. He said he’s not a fan of Jim Morrison either though. He said he’s a fan of Jimi Hendrix. Howard said he just isn’t touched by some bands.

Howard said Jason Ellis is there so he wanted to say hi to him. He said he asked Gary what he did to get famous. He’s a skate boarder and a bit of a daredevil too.

Howard asked Jason what’s up with the hat he has on. Jason said it’s a style thing. He said it’s cold there in New York too. He has his head shaved too so he had to wear the hat. Howard said it looked cool without the hat. Jason was showing him the scars he has on his head. He said his dad owned an electronics store and he got drunk at a party once and stepped off a ledge and rolled down a cliff and hit his head on a rock. He said he was knocked out and woke up later with his head cracked open.

Howard asked Jason about the skate boarders who like to fight and have this rock star life. He said he heard Jason had a fight and he got knocked out 3 times. He said he read about this Ellis Mania show he did in Las Vegas and Jason fought a professional fighter and the guy choked him unconscious 5 times. Jason said he wasn’t unconscious the first time. He said he was out of it from him cutting of the oxygen to his brain.

Jason said he saw Robin’s ass in the corridor there. He said her ass is ridiculous. He said she should do the show upside down. Jason said that she’s been hiding that thing and he just saw it yesterday and he was like Holy shit!

Howard asked Jason about this guy who beat him up at the Ellis Mania thing. Jason said that he doesn’t drink or have that many vices so he likes to do the fighting thing. He said he doesn’t like it as it’s going on but he likes it later. He said he likes testing himself and feeling nervous. Jason said he doesn’t like to fight on the street or anything. He just wants to fight as a sport. He said he’d like to be where Howard is and he knows he can’t drink and do that. He said he pissed away his life as a skate boarder. He said he didn’t get as far as he should have if he hadn’t been drinking.

Howard asked if he thinks that this lifestyle is like a death wish. Jason said it’s really not. Howard said it’s living on the edge and you have to risk your life and risk breaking a leg. Jason said he did that because he loved it. He said you can’t die skate boarding. He said you may go to the hospital but you don’t die.

Howard said Jason is letting himself get choked out by some guy at a fight. He could die doing that. Jason said he could die being driven home by Ronnie today. You don’t know. Jason said that’s the way he wants to live his life.

Howard said Jason’s brother stole a steam roller and fell off a cliff. He said he sounds like he’s wild like Jason is. Jason said he’s wild but he’s directing his life in a way that’s very productive.

Howard asked Jason about letting a dragon lizard bite him. Jason said he can take pain more than the average person. He said that this lizard tries to take your flesh off. He said Howard would shit a brick of he saw this thing bite him. Robin said he’s an adrenaline junkie. Jason said he hates that phrase.

Howard said Jason is there to promote his Ellis Mania TV show on Fuel. The show starts tonight. Jason told Howard about the show and said it’s a fight show but it’s a comedy fight show. He said they have a musical chair fight on tonight’s show. He said that they have fighters playing musical chairs and the guys who miss out on the chairs have to fight. They keep doing this until they’re down to two fighters. Jason said they have a ref there and they’re not going to do a UFC type of thing.

Howard said he heard about one of the shows where they have Jason and Mayhem Miller fight and Jason tells Mayhem that he can’t knock him out. Jason got punched a bunch of times and he didn’t get knocked out.

Howard said he wishes he could be a real man like that. He said he can’t participate in something like that musical chairs thing. Jason said Howard is a man and he’s into other things. Jason said he’s good at getting pushed in the face and punching people in the face. He said he wants to be the biggest dude in radio and that’s why he’s doing that. Jason said he doesn’t want to be playing chess all day. Howard said he gave that up actually. Jason said that makes him very happy.

Howard told Jason about the fighters that have so many issues after getting punched in the head so much. Jason said he understands the way it works and he’s okay with that.

Howard said Jason has fucked famous women other than Chynna the wrestler. Jason said he won’t talk about that because he’s married. He said he just won’t tell him. Howard asked if she was prettier than Chynna. Jason said she was but asked Howard why he has to beat up on Chynna. Jason said he doesn’t want to talk about this person.

Howard said he heard that Jason has a big penis so he doesn’t mind taking it out. Jason said that he doesn’t believe Howard is that small. Howard said Beth went to touch his penis last night and felt something odd. She asked why his penis felt so weird and it turned out she was touching his balls.

Jason said he’s the king of all pouches. The last time he was on the show they had Sal and Jason fill their penis pouches with M&M’s and Jason beat Sal. Jason put 50 of them in his pouch. Howard said it was very impressive.

Howard asked Jason if he would kiss George. Jason said he wouldn’t. He said if it was funny then he might do it but they weren’t doing anything funny other than a kiss.

Howard said Jason is number one on iTunes with a single called ”Death, Death, Die” but Jason said that it means nothing. Howard asked if he’s doing it for money. Jason said he does it for glory. Howard played some of his song and Jason told him that the song is about his child molestation. Howard said he’s got a good voice. Jason said he might be one of the best singers in the world.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he has been listening to Jason since he was on the show a couple of years ago. He said he rarely changes from Howard’s channel unless he’s listening to Ellis.

Another caller said this guy is not funny and not talented. He said he must have something better to listen to. Howard said he thinks Jason is entertaining and he has a fascinating life. The caller said he listens to Howard and Howard’s replays and not to Jason.

Another caller said that Jason seems to talk about how much better he is than Howard. Jason never said that once. He said he wants to be a great radio guy but never said he was better than Howard. Jason said he doesn’t want to take over anything from Howard. He said Howard changed the game so he could have a job so he just talks shit about people on his own show and he gets paid for it. Howard said he has to live with the people who don’t like him. He said he knows it gets to him but he has to let it go. Jason said he knows he’s good at radio.

Howard asked Jason about being molested as a kid. Jason said he had an imaginary friend who he used to talk to and he remembered all of this stuff when he got older. He used to take drugs as a kid and he thought it might be that but then his mother confirmed the story. He said that his mom is kind of a liar sometimes. He said he still talks to her but it’s kind of weird.

Howard said that Jason went to his mother to confirm the story and she told him that he did suck someone’s dick as a kid and she said that it was a stranger. Jason said that his grandfather is still alive and he just started talking to him recently. He said the guy became a cross dresser so no one had anything to do with him. He said his dad hated him and he was very homophobic. Jason said he called his grandfather on his show and spoke to him on there. He said his mom found out and told him not to do that anymore. Jason said he wanted to talk to him because he could die soon. Jason said that his mom told him that there may have been some sexual things happening with his dad and his aunt. Howard asked if she was implying that he blew his grandpa too. Jason said that’s what he was thinking. He said if a dude made him suck his dick he’d be dead. The only way he wouldn’t be dead is if he was his grandfather. Jason said he’s waiting to find out in October if that’s the story.

Howard asked Jason to reveal this stuff on his show. Jason said he’d do that. He was even willing to call his grandfather right now. Jason said his grandfather is kind of senile but he’ll call him now. He asked if he should make out with George while they wait. Jason asked George to blow him while he calls his grandfather. George said he’s married.

Howard asked Jason if his grandfather still dresses like a woman. Jason said he’s all old and shit now so he dresses like a man. He said his legs don’t work either. Howard said he’s glad he’s going to let his grandfather answer this. He said maybe he’s senile and he’ll admit he did it. Howard said maybe he’s being falsely accused.

Howard said if someone molested his kid he’d have Jason kill them. Howard said it’s no wonder Jason wants to punch people. He has anger in him about what went on in his life.

Howard picked up on Sal who was playing the part of Jason’s grandfather. Sal said that he did suck his cock but his father was a lot better at it than Jason was.

Howard took another call from a guy who said Jason does have a good show. Another caller said Jason has a segment where he does called Get the Cock Off Your Chest where people can call in and get things off their chest like this molestation thing. Jason said he lets people clear the slate and move on with their lives.

Jason told Howard about something that happened in Amsterdam. He said he used to get hookers over there and he had one black chick who was hot. He said he gave her the 50 bucks and he was only 19 at the time. He said she bent him over and did the reach around thing. He said she started to put something in his ass and he realized it was a dude. He said it didn’t feel good to him at all. He said it was a little black dick that was going in his ass. Robin was laughing so Jason said ”fuck you Robin.” Jason said he thinks he got half a knob in there.

Gary came in and said that he can’t get through to Jason’s grandfather. The number is out of service. Jason said maybe they already took care of him down there. Jason said that his aunt never comes and talks to him so this is a very scary thing that she is coming to tell him. Jason said he hasn’t told anyone this story other than Howard. He’s mentioned some of it on the air but not the whole thing. He said he knows that his grandfather did something to his aunt.

Howard had a caller on the line who told him that Jason punishes his guys in an interesting way. Jason said he only has one guy who works with him. He said he’s on fire with his show so he has one employee. Jason said he’ll use nipple clamps on his guys or get hit with a kendo stick. He said it sounds awesome. He said he likes to get guys to squeal like a pig too.

Howard gave Jason some plugs for his show and you can check him out at EllisMania.com or on Twitter @EllisMate.

Jason asked why he can’t be his afternoon guy. Howard asked Jason why he wants to be on his channel because he has his own show on another channel. Jason said he’d get more exposure if he was on his channel because people would be listening to Howard and then his show.

Howard asked Jason what he wanted to challenge Sal to tody. Jason said this was about pain. He said he has nipple clamps and he wanted to put them on his penis. He said that he did it once and it really hurt and he’d like to have Sal try it with him. Howard asked Sal if he had tried it out. Sal said he hasn’t and said that Jason is out of his mind.

Jason showed the nipple clamps he had with him. Howard said he knew a woman who liked to put them on when they were having sex.

Jason said he thinks he could put 25 on his penis. Sal said they’re like battery cables. He asked Jason what’s the matter with him. Sal asked where his grandpa is when they need him. Sal said he likes his grandpa because he allegedly fucked his mouth.

Sal said he would try out the clamp on his cock but he wasn’t sure he wanted to do the competition. Sal had to stretch out his cock to get it ready. Jason was telling Howard how he likes to shave his ass hair and put mango butter in there.

Sal pulled out his cock and put the clamp on. Jason said that penis is an insult to all other penises. He said it’s funny looking and very black. He wondered why it was so dark. Sal said he’s not sure. Jason said it’s shit stains from someone else’s ass.

Jason got naked and Howard said George must be liking this. George said ”oh yes.” He said it was wonderful and he’s glad he got up this morning.

Jason started putting the nipple clamps on and Sal asked George if he wanted to put them on his. George said he’s married so he can’t do that. He said he’s already in trouble from yesterday’s show.

Howard asked Jason how many he had on his penis. Jason had 5 on and Sal was still working on putting some on his. Howard said Sal has to match Jason so he has to keep track. Jason said he had 8 on now. Robin said Sal might not have enough room for that many. Sal had 6 on. Jason said they were starting to hurt. He said they were all joining forces and it was starting to hurt. Howard said Sal looks like a baby compared to Jason. Sal said he looks like a baby compared to a baby.

Howard said Jason shaves all the hair off his body. He had nothing on his balls or penis. Jason had 14 clamps on. Sal had 10 and they were hurting. He said he was ready to bail. Jason was bleeding. He told them to give him the big ones. Howard said he was going to throw up. Jason said he knows exactly what he’s doing. He said he’s a professional.

George said they should stop it. Howard told George he’s the adult there so he should make him stop. George said he had a beautiful cock so he can’t do that to it. Sal was done. Howard said Jason won. He couldn’t believe it was done. Jason said he was bleeding but George didn’t see the blood. He said he has a beautiful cock though. He said he had a beautiful body too. Jason started to rip them off and everyone was cringing.

Jason asked George to come over and take them off. George went over and said he didn’t know how to do that. Jason said he was cupping his balls. He said he was just playing. George’s hands were shaking. Jason was screaming in pain. He told George to get it off. Jason said that he had mangled his shaft.

George said that one of them won’t come off. Jason told him to get them off. Howard said you have to see this on TV. Howard asked what was going on. George said that there was a lot of blood there. Jason was yelling at him and saying that George was grabbing his knob. George said he didn’t want to pull it off so he was trying to take it off gently. Jason said it really hurts badly now. He told him to get them off quickly as he was screaming in pain.

George said Jason really has a beautiful cock and a beautiful body. He said he knows this is going to get back to Brad though. Howard said he seems to be in love with him. George asked why he does this to himself. Jason said he does it so people will tune in and listen to his radio show and watch his TV show. George said he was trying not to hurt Jason when he took the clamps off.

Howard asked what part of Jason George likes the most. George said he’s perfection. Howard asked if that’s what Brad used to look like. George told Jason not to do this anymore. Howard said George seems to be in love. He said he’s coming on to Jason like he’s never seen. George said Brad used to look like this.

Jason asked George to grab his cock. George did and asked if it hurt. Howard thanked George for that. He said he was like Florence Nightingale. George said that he has a beautiful body and he should not do that to his cock. Howard said this is a bigger catastrophe than the tsunami. He said it must have been nice for George to take those clamps off. George said he just wanted him to stop.

Howard asked Jason if George stroking his cock felt good. Jason saw the replay on the monitor and Howard said that Brad is going to see that. George said there was nothing sexual about it. He said he was just trying to help.

Howard said he’s never seen George love a guest like this. George said he has a great mind and a great body. He said his penis was bleeding. Howard said they know that. Jason said it was kind of creepy. He said creepy can be good though.

Howard said he has no idea what just happened in there. Robin said she’s not sure about his sexuality. George was just stroking his cock. George said he respects straight people as well. He said he would love to do him if he would enjoy him. Jason asked if he waned to fuck him. George said he’s married. Jason asked if he would fuck him if he was single. George said he likes to wrestle. He doesn’t want him to choke him or anything. He said he would love his whole body. George said he would kiss his entire body and let his tongue linger. He said he likes his tits nibbled on too. He said that’s his erogenous zone. Howard told George to get on the mic because he couldn’t hear him.

Jason said this is the gayest thing he’s ever done and he’s including the tranny who had a cock in his ass. Howard asked George if he would tongue his ass. George said he would. He said he would be very loving and he would tell him he has hot balls. Jason said he could recover from that if he did it. He said that he has recovered from other things in his life.

Howard said George must really like him because he’s willing to take it in the ass. George said that they’re just saying ”if” now. He said he is married so he’s just talking. Jason and George talked about the fucking in the ass thing. George said that in his previous life he would fuck him in the ass. George said he likes it in every position. Howard said they learned a lot about Jason today. Jason said he learned a lot about himself today.

Howard went over what they’ve learned today. He said that Jason talked about his grandfather’s alleged molestation and things like that. Howard said he thinks his grandfather is innocent. Jason said he’d like to think he is too.

Howard gave Jason some plugs and said that you won’t believe what Jason just did when you see it on Howard TV. Howard said he appreciates that George stepped in and took those clamps off of Jason’s penis. The Howard TV guys showed a replay and showed George double handing Jason’s cock. Jason said he was double hand jacking him.

Howard said he had Brad’s lawyer on the phone. The caller said that Brad wants half the cock after seeing the tape of him stroking it. Howard gave Jason some more plugs. Jason’s radio show is on Faction 28 / XM 52 on Sirius from 3-7pm. Jason also mentioned he’s racing trucks too. He said he’s going to stop getting punched in the face.

Jason Ellis and Sal Pouch Challenge (Video)

Howard came back and said that was a great take on that song. He said he was all cranked up over that. Howard said he doesn’t need this shit, he’s an American Idol judge. Howard said he needs a cush job like that. Howard said he’ll get to tell people they suck at singing. Howard told Gary to get the Foo Fighters on that show so he can make them win American Idol. He said they have to be that good to win.

Howard asked when that song came out. Fred wasn’t sure. He said he thinks that Brian May of Queen is in that song too. Howard said that was a great version of the song.

Howard had the guys bring in Jason Ellis who has a show on Faction there at SIRIUS XM from 3-7pm during the week. Gary came in and pointed at where to sit but Jason wasn’t behind him.

Jason came in and asked where his microphone was. He didn’t realize it was on the headset. Howard said that Jason is hard core and he has ”fire” and ”rain” tattooed on his knuckles. Howard aid that’s hard core stuff. Jason said he did that for his brother that passed away. He said that James Taylor song reminds him of his brother.

Howard said James Taylor wrote that song in a mental institution. He asked if his brother was in one too. Jason said he wasn’t but he actually fell off a steam roller and died instantly. He said he was only 24 years old and his father had died the year before that. Jason said his brother didn’t get to live so he got the tattoos to remind him to live 5 lives now.

Howard said Jason does this Ellis Mania thing and he thinks that he got this from his father. His father would let the cops chase him in the car with him in the car. Jason said that was just one time. He said his father got a really fast car and they would get away and then wait for the cops to show up and then they’d take off again. Jason said he grew up riding motorbikes and they knew how to ride really well. He said they got advice from his father about how he would brake after the other guy would brake.

Jason said his father sold computers and he didn’t know anything about them. He said his father drank too much and he was a man’s man. He said he was kind of out of control and he’d beat people up if he was cut off in traffic and stuff.

Howard said he has ”Be Safe” tattooed on his knuckles. Howard said Jason isn’t afraid to fight and even being a professional skate boarder is dangerous. He said that he could break a lot of bones doing that. Jason said that they have Mega ramps now and you can die doing those things. Jason said that it became his whole life and if he breaks a leg it’s wroth it. Jason said he’s terrified of everything but he’s addicted to being scared. That’s why he’ll try anything.

Howard asked Jason if his father went to jail for out running the cops. Jason said that he didn’t. He said that his father parked the car after that chase and left it in someone else’s driveway and went to a strip club. He came back the next morning and they gave him his keys so he could drive it home. Jason said that things are different down in Australia. Howard said when you grow up like that he can see why he’d become an adrenaline junkie.

Howard gave Jason some plugs for his Ellis Mania show. Jason is going to go into the ring and box. Jason said he doesn’t do drunks so he needs someone to punch him in the head. He said his wife doesn’t get mad at him for getting the tingle in his head from this.

Howard said Jason is going to fight a guy in a wheelchair this time. Jason said the guy is a tough guy and they’ll both be in wheel chairs. He said that the other guy is a really strong guy and a maniac. Howard said he thinks that they could knock each other out. Jason said it’s not that easy. He said it’s going to be tough to knock anyone out. Jason said the other guy is in a chair but he can’t walk. Jason said he’s going to do 3 rounds and they’re 1 minute rounds. He said they were going to do it on a bar stool but that wasn’t going to work. He said he tested it out with some fans. they had some people duct taped to the stools and he punched the shit out of them.

Jason talked about how he’s been knocked out skate boarding and riding motocross. He said he once hit his head so hard he pissed his pants when he knocked himself out. He said he had a nurse cleaning his balls one time. He said that it’s not cheating if you knock yourself out and piss yourself. He said the doctor told him he could die if he gets knocked out again. He thinks that he’s healed now though so he should be okay.

Howard said Jason is charming but this behavior scares him. He said he seems almost suicidal. He said he’d be afraid to be around him because he fears that he’d just start punching people. Jason said a lot of people think that but he’s really not like that. He said he’s actually afraid to do anything like that. That keeps him out of trouble.

Howard asked Jason if he’s ever been medicated. He said he has been on anxiety pills. He said he hasn’t taken anything for mental stuff. He said he has started having panic attacks though so he has to take pills for that. He said he fears that he’s going to die of a heart attack like his father did. He said he has an irregular heart beat too.

Howard asked if he’s seeing a psychiatrist. Jason said he is. He said he feels like he has problems now. Howard said it sounds like he does. Jason said he’s got a very addictive personality and he abused drugs, alcohol and women. Howard asked what he did to women. He said he just fucked everyone. He said he didn’t actually abuse them.

Jason said he even fucked Chyna the wrestler. He said that was like fucking a man. Jason said he couldn’t believe that he did that. He realized that he’d fuck anyone after that. Jason said that he might be a sex addict but now he fights and skates and rides motocross to keep from doing that.

Howard asked Jason if he saw Chyna’s labia. Jason said he didn’t even see it. He said it felt good inside. He said that he didn’t want to get into it too much because his wife is listening. He said he just wanted to move on. Fred did his Herman Munster impression for Chyna and talked about Jason fucking her.

Howard asked Jason if he did a Spider-Man on her. Jason said he doesn’t throw his load on anyone. Howard said he just learned about that yesterday. Fred, as Chyna, said that she had thrown her load on a few women. Howard said that voice must be freaky when you’re banging someone. Jason said he feels sorry for her.

Howard asked Jason about skate boarding and what kind of money he was making. He said he was getting $600 a month and he was living large. He said he was loving life doing that. Jason said he moved to America at 17 and slept in ramps and in kid’s playgrounds. Howard said that’s like being homeless. Jason said he had a home in Australia. He said he never thought about it as being homeless though.

Howard asked Jason if he was the top skater in the world at the time. Jason said he was in the top 3 for a few years. He said he’s still in the game but he’s not at that level anymore. He said he still has sponsors and makes boards.

Howard asked Jason what he was known for. Jason said he broke a record for the furthest jump that stood for a few years. He said someone broke the record since then though. Howard said it sounds like he’s some athlete.

Howard asked Jason if he did it for the money. Jason said he didn’t do it for the money in the beginning. He said now it’s all about the money.

Howard asked Jason how he got the job. He said he knew Tony Hawk who did a show there and Will Pendarvis asked him to do a show there. Howard said he knows Will. He used to work at K-Rock.

Howard said that Jason is going to be doing this event where he’s going to wear dog shock collars on his neck and the audience is going to be controlling them. Howard said he’s heard they really hurt. He said the people are going to shock the shit out of him. Ellis got in some plugs for his web site EllisMania.com where you can find out more about this event.

Jason talked about some of the other things they’re going to do at the event. All of this stuff is about fighting. Howard read that Jason’s band Taintstick is going to be playing at the event too. Jason said that Andy Bell fought him last time and he won against Andy. He said he shook and shivered for a while after that fight and then went out and played with his band. He does what he has to do.

Howard asked Jason how the radio show is going. Jason said that it’s going good. He said he likes doing that and this is his world. He said he doesn’t party, he’s there to be the most entertaining radio guy on the planet. Howard said that it is a real job. Jason said it’s tougher than being a skate boarder.

Howard said that Jason has challenged Sal to this M&M’s thing where they shove stuff in their uncircumcised cock pouches. Jason said that he is a competitor and he will make a new hole in his dick to win this contest. He said he was putting stuff in his foreskin last night testing it out. Howard said Jason wanted to make the loser eat the M&M’s but Sal wasn’t willing to do that. Jason said that it would be radio history if he ate them and threw up on the air.

Sal came into the studio completely naked. He had his cock dressed up like Groucho Marx and called it ”Poucho Marx.” Howard said he had glasses and eyebrows on it. Jason told him his cock was ugly and he’s already won even if he doesn’t win the contest.

Howard said they had M&M’s there and they were plain, not peanut. Howard asked Jason how many he put in there last night. Jason said he had like 30 in there. Sal said he could fit all of Haiti in his. Jason said that Sal’s cock is really ugly and not all of them look like that. He said that Sal’s looked like it was chewed up and cooked on a barbecue. Jason asked Sal what the hell was going on with that. He said it looked like a murdering machine.

Howard figured Jason did this all the time but Jason said he never does. He said that he’s kind of uptight about it. He said that it’s radio gold to stick M&M’s in his dick though so he’s okay with that. Howard told Robin to check out his penis. Robin said she wasn’t looking. Jason begged her to look because he never gets to show it to anyone. Robin looked and said it was a good looking piece.

Sal was stretching out his cock in preparation for the contest. Jason didn’t know that was the deal. He said he didn’t know he had to prep like that. Sal was asking Jason Kaplan to come in and drop them into his pouch. Howard said that he didn’t think that they were going to have someone drop them in there.

Jason said everyone had better listen to his radio show and go on his web site. He couldn’t believe he was doing this. Howard gave him some plugs for his radio show and his web site EllisMania.com.

Will came in to drop the M&M’s in Jason’s cock (but Richard took over). Jason couldn’t believe he was doing this. Howard wanted them to do it at the same time so they could count together. Jason was yelling at Will to just put them in there. Howard had to stop them because they weren’t counting out loud. They were up to 6 around that time.

Sal was shaking so Jason asked what was up with that. Sal said he always shakes. Richard said Sal was getting full and he was only up to 7. Richard kept going and got up to 9. Howard said Jason had a big pouch and he might take it. Richard said Sal was full around 10. Howard told them to go up to 13 on Jason. They got up to 13 on Sal first. Then they went to Jason and shoved a few more in to get to 13.

Richard said that Jason’s was like a canyon compared to Sal’s. Sal got up to 16 and they were starting to fall out. Jason got up to 17 and he still had room. They got Sal up to 21 somehow. He lost one so he was down to 20 and then back up to 21. Jason was laughing that Sal looked like he was in pain. Jason was at 17 and Richard put in more and got him up to 22. Sal told him to go to 23 on him. Sal had 23 in there but he was shaking and dropping one here and there. They got him up to 25 and Sal told Jason to lick his balls.

Jason had room in his pouch so Richard put in some more and got him up to 32. Sal was out of room but he was trying to find more room. Jason said he couldn’t believe he was actually happy about this. Sal was up to 27 and told Richard to keep going. Sal was done around 27 because they were dropping out. Jason won the contest.

Gary said Teddy was willing to eat the M&M’s for money. He wanted 5 grand to do it though. Jason kept going and Richard managed to get 40 in there. Jason said that there was a tingle in the knob so it might be time to get them out of there. Richard wanted to go up to 50 to break the world record. Jason let him keep going. They got in a total of 50 in there. Jason threw in a plug for his web site after that. Jason then shot out all of the M&M’s from his cock. Howard said that was nuts. He said that Jason remains undefeated. Jason said that’s the way it always is with him.

Jason told Howard about this thing he had to do as a kid when he was in Australia. He said that his mother sent him to this camp and they got him naked at the camp and they had old people there that were trying to get him to do stuff. He said he had to go in a pool naked with other dudes and girls. He said that he had to partner up with someone and he ended up with a 75 year old man. He said that he had to cradle the guy in the water like a baby.

They both had to take turns doing that. Jason said that he did that and he was bothered by the old guy’s cock touching him on the back. He said this one lady came up to him and this old lady made a pass at him and boned him on the street. He said the guy who ran the place found out about it and confronted him. Jason said he threatened to hit the guy on the face with a clock and it made the guy rethink everything.

Howard said Jason is a good guy and he gave him some plugs for his radio show and web site. He wrapped up and went to break a short time later.