Ronnie the Limo Driver loves Mambo

Howard said they went downstairs in the building and they were in the lobby. He said that Beth smelled Mambo in the lobby and she figured he was in there. Howard said Ronnie never comes in there. He said they went outside and asked Ronnie if he was in there. He actually was in there and the smell of his Mambo was in there. Howard said he gave Beth a kiss goodbye and Ronnie said that she should be kissing him. He thinks that people love that Mambo.

Howard said you have to be careful with that stuff. He said Beth could smell him in the building after he left. Ronnie came in and asked what he was talking about. Ronnie said he doesn’t douse himself in the stuff. Howard asked how long he was in there. Ronnie said it was like 30 seconds. Howard said Beth could smell him when the elevator doors opened. Ronnie said that Beth loves his smell. Howard said she doesn’t love it. Howard told Ronnie that he has to listen to him. He said if someone can smell you a mile away, it’s not a good thing. He said Ronnie interprets it like that and it’s not funny. He said he has to be subtle. Robin said he’s never heard that word before. She said he has to explain that to Ronnie.

Howard told Ronnie to just spray a little and walk through it. Howard said he didn’t smell it but Beth could. Fred said he could smell it and he must have spilled it on himself. Ronnie said he can’t spill it, it’s a spray bottle.

Howard asked Ronnie if he had religious training as a kid. Ronnie said he did but it was just once a week. Howard thanked him for coming in and kicked him out.

Howard said that JD’s office really smells. He said he likes to go in and talk to JD and he has this little booth he works in. Howard said it’s hard to stay near there. He said he’s not sure if it’s rotting food or his breath. JD came in and said he’s bathing so it isn’t him. Howard said he should bathe in Mambo. JD said he was the one out in the hall who said ”P U” when Ronnie walked out. Howard said JD is funny.
JD said his air conditioning doesn’t work in there. He said sometimes he has to close his door and that might be why it smells.

Howard gave him some advice on how to clean up his breath. He showed him how to brush his teeth and gums and things like that. Howard said he has to do this to keep his breath nice. He said he has to use a toothbrush and not a rag like Richard used to do. JD said he uses a toothpick thing. Howard told him to use Mentadent. He said that will work better. Howard also told him to pick up some Stimudent. He said he has to get in there and pick through each tooth.

Will came in and said that it’s JD’s breath. He said it hits you in the face. He said he has to hold his breath around him. He said he was serious too. He told Howard that Mentadent isn’t going to help. He needs something stronger than that. Howard said he was watching behind the scenes of JD and he was lecturing JD about cleaning his room. JD turned around and said that’s what life is like around the Howard Stern show. Howard told JD to go back and brush his teeth.

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Howard noted that Jared had vehemently denied the accusations last week – going so far as to yell at JD for suggesting that he was the rat. Jared said he’d tried his best to make up for it: “I did apologize to him.” Howard was shocked: “You are really good. You’re a good liar.” Robin was pissed: “I’m not gonna be able to trust another thing you say!”