Sal revealed that he sometimes develops a condition called balanitis. His writing partner Richard Christy smelled Sal’s pouch live on air to determine its freshness.
Howard came back and said he’s really not a big Nirvana fan. He said he was more of a fan when they were sort of happening. He said he thinks that he’s a Nirvana fan but he turns them off when they come on the radio. He said it’s not because the guy killed himself either. He said he’s not a fan of Jim Morrison either though. He said he’s a fan of Jimi Hendrix. Howard said he just isn’t touched by some bands.
Howard said Jason Ellis is there so he wanted to say hi to him. He said he asked Gary what he did to get famous. He’s a skate boarder and a bit of a daredevil too.
Howard asked Jason what’s up with the hat he has on. Jason said it’s a style thing. He said it’s cold there in New York too. He has his head shaved too so he had to wear the hat. Howard said it looked cool without the hat. Jason was showing him the scars he has on his head. He said his dad owned an electronics store and he got drunk at a party once and stepped off a ledge and rolled down a cliff and hit his head on a rock. He said he was knocked out and woke up later with his head cracked open.
Howard asked Jason about the skate boarders who like to fight and have this rock star life. He said he heard Jason had a fight and he got knocked out 3 times. He said he read about this Ellis Mania show he did in Las Vegas and Jason fought a professional fighter and the guy choked him unconscious 5 times. Jason said he wasn’t unconscious the first time. He said he was out of it from him cutting of the oxygen to his brain.
Jason said he saw Robin’s ass in the corridor there. He said her ass is ridiculous. He said she should do the show upside down. Jason said that she’s been hiding that thing and he just saw it yesterday and he was like Holy shit!
Howard asked Jason about this guy who beat him up at the Ellis Mania thing. Jason said that he doesn’t drink or have that many vices so he likes to do the fighting thing. He said he doesn’t like it as it’s going on but he likes it later. He said he likes testing himself and feeling nervous. Jason said he doesn’t like to fight on the street or anything. He just wants to fight as a sport. He said he’d like to be where Howard is and he knows he can’t drink and do that. He said he pissed away his life as a skate boarder. He said he didn’t get as far as he should have if he hadn’t been drinking.
Howard asked if he thinks that this lifestyle is like a death wish. Jason said it’s really not. Howard said it’s living on the edge and you have to risk your life and risk breaking a leg. Jason said he did that because he loved it. He said you can’t die skate boarding. He said you may go to the hospital but you don’t die.
Howard said Jason is letting himself get choked out by some guy at a fight. He could die doing that. Jason said he could die being driven home by Ronnie today. You don’t know. Jason said that’s the way he wants to live his life.
Howard said Jason’s brother stole a steam roller and fell off a cliff. He said he sounds like he’s wild like Jason is. Jason said he’s wild but he’s directing his life in a way that’s very productive.
Howard asked Jason about letting a dragon lizard bite him. Jason said he can take pain more than the average person. He said that this lizard tries to take your flesh off. He said Howard would shit a brick of he saw this thing bite him. Robin said he’s an adrenaline junkie. Jason said he hates that phrase.
Howard said Jason is there to promote his Ellis Mania TV show on Fuel. The show starts tonight. Jason told Howard about the show and said it’s a fight show but it’s a comedy fight show. He said they have a musical chair fight on tonight’s show. He said that they have fighters playing musical chairs and the guys who miss out on the chairs have to fight. They keep doing this until they’re down to two fighters. Jason said they have a ref there and they’re not going to do a UFC type of thing.
Howard said he heard about one of the shows where they have Jason and Mayhem Miller fight and Jason tells Mayhem that he can’t knock him out. Jason got punched a bunch of times and he didn’t get knocked out.
Howard said he wishes he could be a real man like that. He said he can’t participate in something like that musical chairs thing. Jason said Howard is a man and he’s into other things. Jason said he’s good at getting pushed in the face and punching people in the face. He said he wants to be the biggest dude in radio and that’s why he’s doing that. Jason said he doesn’t want to be playing chess all day. Howard said he gave that up actually. Jason said that makes him very happy.
Howard told Jason about the fighters that have so many issues after getting punched in the head so much. Jason said he understands the way it works and he’s okay with that.
Howard said Jason has fucked famous women other than Chynna the wrestler. Jason said he won’t talk about that because he’s married. He said he just won’t tell him. Howard asked if she was prettier than Chynna. Jason said she was but asked Howard why he has to beat up on Chynna. Jason said he doesn’t want to talk about this person.
Howard said he heard that Jason has a big penis so he doesn’t mind taking it out. Jason said that he doesn’t believe Howard is that small. Howard said Beth went to touch his penis last night and felt something odd. She asked why his penis felt so weird and it turned out she was touching his balls.
Jason said he’s the king of all pouches. The last time he was on the show they had Sal and Jason fill their penis pouches with M&M’s and Jason beat Sal. Jason put 50 of them in his pouch. Howard said it was very impressive.
Howard asked Jason if he would kiss George. Jason said he wouldn’t. He said if it was funny then he might do it but they weren’t doing anything funny other than a kiss.
Howard said Jason is number one on iTunes with a single called ”Death, Death, Die” but Jason said that it means nothing. Howard asked if he’s doing it for money. Jason said he does it for glory. Howard played some of his song and Jason told him that the song is about his child molestation. Howard said he’s got a good voice. Jason said he might be one of the best singers in the world.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has been listening to Jason since he was on the show a couple of years ago. He said he rarely changes from Howard’s channel unless he’s listening to Ellis.
Another caller said this guy is not funny and not talented. He said he must have something better to listen to. Howard said he thinks Jason is entertaining and he has a fascinating life. The caller said he listens to Howard and Howard’s replays and not to Jason.
Another caller said that Jason seems to talk about how much better he is than Howard. Jason never said that once. He said he wants to be a great radio guy but never said he was better than Howard. Jason said he doesn’t want to take over anything from Howard. He said Howard changed the game so he could have a job so he just talks shit about people on his own show and he gets paid for it. Howard said he has to live with the people who don’t like him. He said he knows it gets to him but he has to let it go. Jason said he knows he’s good at radio.
Howard asked Jason about being molested as a kid. Jason said he had an imaginary friend who he used to talk to and he remembered all of this stuff when he got older. He used to take drugs as a kid and he thought it might be that but then his mother confirmed the story. He said that his mom is kind of a liar sometimes. He said he still talks to her but it’s kind of weird.
Howard said that Jason went to his mother to confirm the story and she told him that he did suck someone’s dick as a kid and she said that it was a stranger. Jason said that his grandfather is still alive and he just started talking to him recently. He said the guy became a cross dresser so no one had anything to do with him. He said his dad hated him and he was very homophobic. Jason said he called his grandfather on his show and spoke to him on there. He said his mom found out and told him not to do that anymore. Jason said he wanted to talk to him because he could die soon. Jason said that his mom told him that there may have been some sexual things happening with his dad and his aunt. Howard asked if she was implying that he blew his grandpa too. Jason said that’s what he was thinking. He said if a dude made him suck his dick he’d be dead. The only way he wouldn’t be dead is if he was his grandfather. Jason said he’s waiting to find out in October if that’s the story.
Howard asked Jason to reveal this stuff on his show. Jason said he’d do that. He was even willing to call his grandfather right now. Jason said his grandfather is kind of senile but he’ll call him now. He asked if he should make out with George while they wait. Jason asked George to blow him while he calls his grandfather. George said he’s married.
Howard asked Jason if his grandfather still dresses like a woman. Jason said he’s all old and shit now so he dresses like a man. He said his legs don’t work either. Howard said he’s glad he’s going to let his grandfather answer this. He said maybe he’s senile and he’ll admit he did it. Howard said maybe he’s being falsely accused.
Howard said if someone molested his kid he’d have Jason kill them. Howard said it’s no wonder Jason wants to punch people. He has anger in him about what went on in his life.
Howard picked up on Sal who was playing the part of Jason’s grandfather. Sal said that he did suck his cock but his father was a lot better at it than Jason was.
Howard took another call from a guy who said Jason does have a good show. Another caller said Jason has a segment where he does called Get the Cock Off Your Chest where people can call in and get things off their chest like this molestation thing. Jason said he lets people clear the slate and move on with their lives.
Jason told Howard about something that happened in Amsterdam. He said he used to get hookers over there and he had one black chick who was hot. He said he gave her the 50 bucks and he was only 19 at the time. He said she bent him over and did the reach around thing. He said she started to put something in his ass and he realized it was a dude. He said it didn’t feel good to him at all. He said it was a little black dick that was going in his ass. Robin was laughing so Jason said ”fuck you Robin.” Jason said he thinks he got half a knob in there.
Gary came in and said that he can’t get through to Jason’s grandfather. The number is out of service. Jason said maybe they already took care of him down there. Jason said that his aunt never comes and talks to him so this is a very scary thing that she is coming to tell him. Jason said he hasn’t told anyone this story other than Howard. He’s mentioned some of it on the air but not the whole thing. He said he knows that his grandfather did something to his aunt.
Howard had a caller on the line who told him that Jason punishes his guys in an interesting way. Jason said he only has one guy who works with him. He said he’s on fire with his show so he has one employee. Jason said he’ll use nipple clamps on his guys or get hit with a kendo stick. He said it sounds awesome. He said he likes to get guys to squeal like a pig too.
Howard gave Jason some plugs for his show and you can check him out at EllisMania.com or on Twitter @EllisMate.
Jason asked why he can’t be his afternoon guy. Howard asked Jason why he wants to be on his channel because he has his own show on another channel. Jason said he’d get more exposure if he was on his channel because people would be listening to Howard and then his show.
Howard asked Jason what he wanted to challenge Sal to tody. Jason said this was about pain. He said he has nipple clamps and he wanted to put them on his penis. He said that he did it once and it really hurt and he’d like to have Sal try it with him. Howard asked Sal if he had tried it out. Sal said he hasn’t and said that Jason is out of his mind.
Jason showed the nipple clamps he had with him. Howard said he knew a woman who liked to put them on when they were having sex.
Jason said he thinks he could put 25 on his penis. Sal said they’re like battery cables. He asked Jason what’s the matter with him. Sal asked where his grandpa is when they need him. Sal said he likes his grandpa because he allegedly fucked his mouth.
Sal said he would try out the clamp on his cock but he wasn’t sure he wanted to do the competition. Sal had to stretch out his cock to get it ready. Jason was telling Howard how he likes to shave his ass hair and put mango butter in there.
Sal pulled out his cock and put the clamp on. Jason said that penis is an insult to all other penises. He said it’s funny looking and very black. He wondered why it was so dark. Sal said he’s not sure. Jason said it’s shit stains from someone else’s ass.
Jason got naked and Howard said George must be liking this. George said ”oh yes.” He said it was wonderful and he’s glad he got up this morning.
Jason started putting the nipple clamps on and Sal asked George if he wanted to put them on his. George said he’s married so he can’t do that. He said he’s already in trouble from yesterday’s show.
Howard asked Jason how many he had on his penis. Jason had 5 on and Sal was still working on putting some on his. Howard said Sal has to match Jason so he has to keep track. Jason said he had 8 on now. Robin said Sal might not have enough room for that many. Sal had 6 on. Jason said they were starting to hurt. He said they were all joining forces and it was starting to hurt. Howard said Sal looks like a baby compared to Jason. Sal said he looks like a baby compared to a baby.
Howard said Jason shaves all the hair off his body. He had nothing on his balls or penis. Jason had 14 clamps on. Sal had 10 and they were hurting. He said he was ready to bail. Jason was bleeding. He told them to give him the big ones. Howard said he was going to throw up. Jason said he knows exactly what he’s doing. He said he’s a professional.
George said they should stop it. Howard told George he’s the adult there so he should make him stop. George said he had a beautiful cock so he can’t do that to it. Sal was done. Howard said Jason won. He couldn’t believe it was done. Jason said he was bleeding but George didn’t see the blood. He said he has a beautiful cock though. He said he had a beautiful body too. Jason started to rip them off and everyone was cringing.
Jason asked George to come over and take them off. George went over and said he didn’t know how to do that. Jason said he was cupping his balls. He said he was just playing. George’s hands were shaking. Jason was screaming in pain. He told George to get it off. Jason said that he had mangled his shaft.
George said that one of them won’t come off. Jason told him to get them off. Howard said you have to see this on TV. Howard asked what was going on. George said that there was a lot of blood there. Jason was yelling at him and saying that George was grabbing his knob. George said he didn’t want to pull it off so he was trying to take it off gently. Jason said it really hurts badly now. He told him to get them off quickly as he was screaming in pain.
George said Jason really has a beautiful cock and a beautiful body. He said he knows this is going to get back to Brad though. Howard said he seems to be in love with him. George asked why he does this to himself. Jason said he does it so people will tune in and listen to his radio show and watch his TV show. George said he was trying not to hurt Jason when he took the clamps off.
Howard asked what part of Jason George likes the most. George said he’s perfection. Howard asked if that’s what Brad used to look like. George told Jason not to do this anymore. Howard said George seems to be in love. He said he’s coming on to Jason like he’s never seen. George said Brad used to look like this.
Jason asked George to grab his cock. George did and asked if it hurt. Howard thanked George for that. He said he was like Florence Nightingale. George said that he has a beautiful body and he should not do that to his cock. Howard said this is a bigger catastrophe than the tsunami. He said it must have been nice for George to take those clamps off. George said he just wanted him to stop.
Howard asked Jason if George stroking his cock felt good. Jason saw the replay on the monitor and Howard said that Brad is going to see that. George said there was nothing sexual about it. He said he was just trying to help.
Howard said he’s never seen George love a guest like this. George said he has a great mind and a great body. He said his penis was bleeding. Howard said they know that. Jason said it was kind of creepy. He said creepy can be good though.
Howard said he has no idea what just happened in there. Robin said she’s not sure about his sexuality. George was just stroking his cock. George said he respects straight people as well. He said he would love to do him if he would enjoy him. Jason asked if he waned to fuck him. George said he’s married. Jason asked if he would fuck him if he was single. George said he likes to wrestle. He doesn’t want him to choke him or anything. He said he would love his whole body. George said he would kiss his entire body and let his tongue linger. He said he likes his tits nibbled on too. He said that’s his erogenous zone. Howard told George to get on the mic because he couldn’t hear him.
Jason said this is the gayest thing he’s ever done and he’s including the tranny who had a cock in his ass. Howard asked George if he would tongue his ass. George said he would. He said he would be very loving and he would tell him he has hot balls. Jason said he could recover from that if he did it. He said that he has recovered from other things in his life.
Howard said George must really like him because he’s willing to take it in the ass. George said that they’re just saying ”if” now. He said he is married so he’s just talking. Jason and George talked about the fucking in the ass thing. George said that in his previous life he would fuck him in the ass. George said he likes it in every position. Howard said they learned a lot about Jason today. Jason said he learned a lot about himself today.
Howard went over what they’ve learned today. He said that Jason talked about his grandfather’s alleged molestation and things like that. Howard said he thinks his grandfather is innocent. Jason said he’d like to think he is too.
Howard gave Jason some plugs and said that you won’t believe what Jason just did when you see it on Howard TV. Howard said he appreciates that George stepped in and took those clamps off of Jason’s penis. The Howard TV guys showed a replay and showed George double handing Jason’s cock. Jason said he was double hand jacking him.
Howard said he had Brad’s lawyer on the phone. The caller said that Brad wants half the cock after seeing the tape of him stroking it. Howard gave Jason some more plugs. Jason’s radio show is on Faction 28 / XM 52 on Sirius from 3-7pm. Jason also mentioned he’s racing trucks too. He said he’s going to stop getting punched in the face.