Artie Lange stabbed himself 9 times in stomach

Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange’s frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six “hesitation wounds” and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange’s management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding. “We all have our demons,” Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange’s past battles with addiction. “Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He’s a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don’t forget how great he is.”

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Howard came back and took a call from a guy who said he saw Beth on FOX and Friends this morning and she was talking about how they’re getting a cat. Howard said he didn’t know about that. Beth said that they’re getting one cat, possibly 2. Howard said he doesn’t think that it’s the right time for that. He said that if she wants cats that’s fine but he’d prefer that they didn’t. He said he has to go along with it. Beth said that he’s going to love them. Howard said he loves Beth and he’ll have to just let her do it. Beth said they can compromise and just get one. Howard said that he’d like to wait for a year to figure out if he’s going to be on radio then. He said they have the apartment being worked on too so there’s that as well.

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