Bunny Ranch Owner and Howard Stern Regular Dennis Hof Dies at 72

Dennis Hof, Howard Stern regular guest and Bunny Ranch brothel owner, died Tuesday after his 72nd birthday party, officials said. Dennis was also a Republican candidate for state assembly.

Dennis was in great spirits and told me it was the best night of his life, said pornstar Ron Jeremy.

“We headed back to the Love Ranch South and got there about 11pm. At about midnight, Dennis went back to his private suite with Dasha Dare, she is a relatively new girl to the ranch. It’s the same suite that Lamar Odom overdosed in. Dasha spent two hours with Dennis before leaving him and joining me at the bar with a few other women. Dasha said they had sex and nothing had been wrong with Dennis.

I left the girls and went to bed at around 230am. I got up around 1030am and I was expecting to see Dennis. He is an early riser and we had an event to go to on the campaign that morning. I figured he’d overslept because of the birthday party. I went into his room and he was lying his bed. I shook him by the shoulders, but there was no movement and I thought he was in a deep sleep.

I’ve played a joke on him in the past where I throw off his sheets to wake him up. He was naked and still wasn’t moving. I then went back to the bar and asked the girls for help to wake him up.

I realized something was seriously wrong when we returned. His skin was cold and rigamortis had already begun in his arm. Some of the girls there had CPR training. They called 911 and the operator was telling them to resuscitate him. Dasha was freaking out and praying. One of the house moms had to remove her from the area.” – Ron Jeremy

Dennis Hof had been a Libertarian but decided to register as a Republican in 2016 in response to the success of Donald Trump.

‘It’s all because Donald Trump was the Christopher Columbus for me,’ said Hof after his primary victory in June.

‘He found the way and I jumped on it.’ At the time of his death, Hof had been looking to sell some of his properties to focus on politics.

Eric the Midget's blog post "My Bucket List"

This summer during my road trip vacation when I started have my health problems get to the point where I had to stay in the hospital I started thinking about what I still wanted to do in my live. I remember that two years ago there was a movie with Jack Nicholson, and Morgan Freeman that was called The Bucket List. Even though I have no plans of my life ending anytime soon I thought that I should make my own bucket list, and get started on it as soon as possible so here it goes.

#1.) Run for Governor of the state of California. I pick this first off because it the closet thing. California picks the next governor next year. I believe that I can out do the last two governors that this state has had. Arnold S., and the guy before him both sucked. They both put our state in the crapper.

#2.) Get Dougie “The Puggie”, and other books published, and Make the New York Times Best Sellers list with them all…..

#3.) Have one, or more of my books get turned into a big screen movie…..

#4.) Continue trying to get more acting roles on TV…..

#5.) Get my first movie role…..

#6.) Working with my two favorite wrestling companies WWE, and TNA in whatever way that I can…..

#7.) Direct a movie…..

#8.) Direct, and make a documentary…..

#9.) Get the nerve up to try at least one night of doing stand up…..

#10.) Show my talents as an artist by doing some designs, and drawings…..

#11.) Own or get to be a part of a record label. I think I have an ear for talent…..

#12.) Finally get to meet Kelly Clarkson, and meet a bunch of my other favorite celebrities…..

#13.) Continue to visit the girls of the Bunny Ranch, and the Love Ranch as much as I can…..

#14.) Go to the rest of the lower 48 states that I haven’t been to yet…..

#15.) Stay at as many of the Las Vegas hotels that I haven’t been to yet as I can…..

#16.) Have a huge family reunion for both sides of my family at Disneyworld or in Las Vegas.